im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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