so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
