It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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