Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
