whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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