i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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