It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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