You work out of a Hotel?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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