im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The air taste purple.
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