I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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