Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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