Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she pinky promised me she was 18
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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