Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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