the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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