How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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