My nipple is on Facebook.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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