THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We left an ass print on the piano.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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