so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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