If that was your dad, he is hot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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