For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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