Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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