then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Bring me that man meat
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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