walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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