i just wanna soil my oats bro
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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