yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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