My hand turned me down
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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