So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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