Don't you send me to vm
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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