Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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