I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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