Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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