there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
