Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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