You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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