Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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