trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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