just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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