...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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