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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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(609): View more from New Jersey

imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle

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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often

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(260): View more from Indiana

The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.

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(561): View more from Florida

Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.

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