physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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