Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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