he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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