I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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