no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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