Define "chronic" masturbator.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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