Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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