My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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