do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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