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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Slut skills are useful in every country.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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