me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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