it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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